How Retarded Am I?
[X] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[/] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[] You have been called a blond.
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[X] You sang them to make sure.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
[] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.
[X] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about. (THAT HAPPENS A LOT XD)
[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[X] You are often told to use your "inside voice."
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug by accident.
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (MATH HOMEWORK. D: )
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
[] You re-post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[X] You break/lose a lot of things.
[X] You tilt you're head when you're confused. (HELL YEAH I DO!!

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[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[X] The word "um" is used many times a day.
[X] You don't know what "um" means.
[X]You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[]You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
Total: 25.5
Percentage: 76.5 Wow.. xD
Multiply your total by 3 to get your retardation percent